Absolutely Not — Sarcastic Football Ceramic Mug (11oz)
Absolutely Not — Sarcastic Football Ceramic Mug (11oz)
Some calls require no further explanation.
This 'ABSOLUTELY NOT' white ceramic mug (325ml / 11oz) is for matchday decisions, dramatic appeals, questionable suggestions, and moments that deserved a firm flag in the air.
Clear signal. Full refusal. Tea optional.
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Sizing & Fit
Sizing & Fit
• 325ml / 11 oz ceramic mug — standard everyday size
• Smooth, glossy finish with sharp, vibrant print
• Can withstand up to 3000 cycles in the dishwasher
Product Highlights
Product Highlights
• Comfortable C-shaped handle for easy grip
• Two-sided design — setup in front, payoff in back
• Printed on both sides for left- or right-hand use
• Lead & BPA-free materials
• Made to order to reduce waste
Shipping
Shipping
• Printed & shipped from the USA
• Production time: 2–3 business days (average)
• Estimated delivery: 5–10 business days (varies by location)
• Tracking provided once shipped
• Secure packaging to help prevent damage in transit
Returns & Cancellations
Returns & Cancellations
· Our products are made to order (zero wasted stock), so products cannot be returned or exchanged (unless it’s faulty from our side).
· Cancellations not accepted.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
• Microwave safe for reheating
• Dishwasher safe (top rack recommended for longevity)
• Avoid abrasive sponges to preserve print quality
• Handle with care — ceramic is durable, not indestructible
